Computer murder

"You are so OLD, so SLOW, there are SO MANY BUGS in the softwares and the system ... I can’t stand it any more !!! You gonna die, little insignificant thing !!! Mwa ah ah ! I will pray for you ...

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Sorry ... All is said, I’m fed up with my computer. Sometimes, I feel like throwing it from the 4th floor ... Here, I’ve choosen the cleaver...

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But I love you, my little one ... If I hadn’t a computer any more, I would be so sad ... Excuse me, PC, I won’t do that again !!!

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What are you saying ? Hem ? Critical error, all datas are lost ? System gonna restart ??? What’s the ... ???

I gonna kill you !!!!! "


Hem ... I'm not (totally) crazy, I exaggerate, you know ...



Edit on October 27th :
Last June, my screen finally died, after 7 years.
Now he is in my cellar and he will go to the dump soon ...
Life is cruel, isn't it ?

Thank you everybody for your messages and the faves !